My Books

45 1/2 Excuses for NOT doing Homework. OUT NOW!

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Written by P. Crumble.  Illustrated by Dan McGuiness
‘Oh, homework. Sorry, I thought you said gnomework.’

All the unique and completely believable* reasons you’ll ever need for why you haven’t finished your homework!

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Just Joking. OUT NOW!

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Just Joking is a joke book from Camp Quality and Scholastic. I did all the illustrations for it.

Blurb.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop! 

With heaps of new jokes inside and page after page of fun activities, this is a book that will keep kids entertained for hours! Includes loads of hilarious illustrations by Dan McGuiness, creator of the popular Pilot and Huxley books! 

Camp Quality is committed to bringing hope and happiness to children living with cancer, their families and communities, through ongoing quality recreational, educational and financial support programs. 

Scholastic Australia is proud to donate all royalties from sales to this worthy cause.

If you would like to buy a copy online, go here.


Drongoes. OUT NOW!!!

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Drongoes is the latest Mates book that I have illustrated. It is written by Christine Bongers and is for year 3 -4 primary school kids.

Blurb.
Can Jack beat Rocket Robson in the cross-country this year? If only! But his best mate Eric might be the real winner in this race…

If you want a copy you can buy it online for here.


Buzz Off! OUT NOW!

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Hi everyone. Here is a book that I illustrated and Randa Abdel-Fattah wrote.

Blurb.
Noor can’t sleep. That pesky fly will not leave him alone! He even thinks he can hear it talking! If he only knew how to get rid of it, everything would be better-or would it?

You can Buy a copy online from here.


Pilot and Huxley VS Planet Arpos (Vol 3)

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Pilot and Huxley VS Planet Arpos by Dan McGuiness.

Pilot and Huxley are about to meet the most evil being in the universe. It’s up to them to foil Arpros’ most wicked plan yet: the annihilation of existence. Will Pilot and Huxley save the day?

Buy it online for here.


Pilot and Huxley and the Holiday Portal (Vol 2)

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Pilot and Huxley and the Holiday Portal by Dan McGuiness

Pilot and Huxley just want to go home. But a press of a button sends them on an unexpected side trip to the holiday lands. Halloween may have zombies, but the land of Christmas is where the scary stuff happens. Hitching a ride with Santa to Earth might not be as easy as they thought, especially when Pilot and Huxley find themselves on the entertainment menu.

Buy it online here.


Pilot and Huxley Vol 1.

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Pilot and Huxley by Dan McGuiness.

When Pilot and Huxley forget to return their video game, they have no idea how much trouble they’re about to be in. On the run from an inter-dimensional hit man debt collector who really wants their game, the two friends find themselves stranded in a crazy dimension, where the only way to get home is to retrieve the golden nose-hair of a mountain giant. Things are about to get seriously snotty.

Buy Online here.